Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: ‘Why must it always be tomato soup?’

[Photo: Lisovskaya] 
issue 25 September 2021

In Competition No. 3217, you were invited to supply a poem that begins or ends with the line ‘Why must it always be tomato soup?’. In Katherine Mansfield’s short story ‘Bliss’, Eddie Warren, a poet, quotes this ‘incredibly beautiful line’ of poetry, which, it turns out, inspired an incredibly witty and well-made entry. Well done, all, and £20 to the winners.

‘Why must it always be tomato soup?’ said Andy. ‘It’s high time I made a change, I’ll start to paint a comprehensive group of every flavour in the Campbell’s range.’   He painted chicken, mushroom and split pea with turkey noodle, pepper-pot and bean, clam chowder, consommé and celery, asparagus, with onion in between,   scotch broth, ‘a hearty soup’ the label states, then chilli beef and minestrone — yes, the liquid delicacy resonates on every canvas — thirty two, no less.   ‘It’s in the can, my future is assured, I’ll churn out soup for ever and a day,’ he beamed, declaring, ‘Now at last I’ve scored and I’ll be rich, Pop Art is here to stay!’ Sylvia Fairley

Why must it always be tomato soup? That splendid fruit deserves a kinder fate Than being macerated to a gloop Then sieved into a sad denatured state. Left

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