Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: Toe-curling analogies

[Heather Broccard-Bell] 
issue 12 November 2022

In Competition No. 3274, you were invited to supply toe-curling analogies.

Bad writing has attracted some high-brow fans. J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis revelled in the overwrought prose of the ‘uniquely dreadful’ Amanda Kittrick Ros, and used to take it in turns to read aloud from her work to see which of them could last longer without laughing.

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