Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: Shakespeare on vaping

[Photo: gabrielabertolini] 
issue 24 June 2023

In Competition No. 3304, you were invited to submit Shakespeare’s reflections on a pressing issue of your choice.

In BBC Radio Four’s Taking Issue With Shakespeare, which prompted this task, Michael Gove discusses levelling up with reference to King Lear, Will Self reflects on toxic masculinity in Hamlet, and Gordon Brown draws parallels between a rabble-rousing Marc Antony and Donald Trump.

Many of your entries addressed our robot overlords. Here’s David Shields:

AI or not AI: that is the question;

Whether it is safer in the end to limit

The capabilities of such artifice

Or to take arms against a sea of robots

And by opposing end them?…

Hon menshes to George Simmers and D.A. Prince. The winners earn £25 each.

To vape or not to vape, that is the question:

Whether ’tis prudent for the body’s sake

To shun raw sotweed and inhale unburnt

The essence of my Lady Nicotine

That fills the ambient air with strange perfumes

As if the tribes of Araby had gathered

In scented celebration of their choice, 

Each to his own, thus all together making

A multifarious symphony of smells

That woos the nose as music doth the ear.

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