Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: royal clerihews

Princess Margaret Rose/ Had umpteen beaus/ And was probably kissed a/ Lot more than her sister [Photo: Les Lee/Daily Express/Hulton Archive/Getty Images] 
issue 10 April 2021

In Competition No. 3193 you were invited to submit clerihews (two couplets, AABB, metrically clunky, humorous in tone) on members of the royal family, past or present.

This one was a crowd-pleaser and drew a whopping entry. An inevitable element of repetition didn’t detract from the overall excellence, so congratulations, all round.

I was sorry to hear that Noel Petty, a king among competitors, has died. His stellar contributions, spanning many decades, are summed up well by fellow competitor Frank McDonald in this winning entry from another clerihew competition:

Noel PettyHad the grace of a gazelle on the Serengeti.Again and again he dominated competitionsWith brilliant submissions

Pausing only to tip my hat to unlucky runners-up M.F. Shardlow, Tim Raikes, George Willett, Paddy Mullin, Nigel Stuart, Frank Upton and Janey Wilks, it’s over to this week’s winners, who take £8 each.

Edward the Second,When the Grim Reaper beckoned,Said ‘My life was decidedly merrierBefore they hot-rodded my derrière.’Sylvia

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