Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: poems about the Oxford comma

‘A memo arrived in the Coffey break/ for departmental circulation…’ Credit: Imageplotter / Alamy Stock Photo 
issue 22 October 2022

In Competition No. 3271, you were invited to submit a poem about the Oxford comma.

Thérèse Coffey’s much-maligned edict about this divisive piece of punctuation seems a long time ago now, but your entries – tremendous; well done – brought it all back.

Though my head was turned by Frank McDonald’s villanelle, John O’Byrne’s haiku and Janine Beacham’s double dactyl, it’s the winners below who scoop £30.

A memo arrived in the Coffey break for departmental circulation: ‘Whatever else may be at stake, the priority’s good punctuation.

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