Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: ‘I love Big Brexit’ – Orwellian short stories

To mark the 70th anniversary of George Orwell’s death, you were invited to submit a short story with an Orwellian flavour.

This challenge was inspired by an entertaining thread on Twitter started by @rcolvile who asked for ideas for sequels or spin-offs when Orwell’s work goes out of copyright next January. Among the suggestions that elicited the most ‘likes’ were @NickTyrone’s ‘a sequel to Animal Farm in which all the non-pig animals console themselves with the idea that at least they “won the argument”.’

An honourable mention goes to Nick MacKinnon, whose twist on Nineteen Eight-Four sees Winston consigned to a Room 101 that is the embodiment of his greatest horror, native English culture: ‘a Wetherspoons. Winston felt the carpet cling to his shoes, saw old maids in cycle clips drinking halves of mild after Evensong. A bearded giant turned from the fruit machine. “Not the Green Man!” yelled Winston…’

The winners below snaffle £30 each.

Adrian Fry
The smell was all wrong, though the Victorian façade stood unaltered but for telescreens promoting Victory Ales.

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