Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: Ebenezer Scrooge asks for a loan

[The Granger Collection / Alamy Stock Photo] 
issue 10 September 2022

In Competition No. 3265, you were invited to submit a letter to a friend asking for a loan as it might have been written by a well-known character from the field of fact or fiction. John O’Byrne earns an honourable mention for his letter from Hamlet to Laertes. Equally impressive were Susan Firth, Mike Morrison, Ralph Bateman, J.C.H. Mounsey and John Megoran. But the cash prizes go to the winners, printed below, who pocket £25 each.

When, in the course of domestic events, it becomes necessary for a man so to impose on the goodwill of his fellow creature, as to request of him pecuniary succour, assistance, and augmentation, it behoves him set out sufficient reasons for such trespass. Let these facts be submitted to a candid friend:       ‘The actions of a tyrant have stopped the arteries of trade by which my prosperity is nourished.       ‘The delay, neglect and deceit of builders has magnified fourfold the expense of furnishing my family with a fit and commodious dwelling.  

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