Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: Dr Seuss on Donald Trump

The latest challenge was to supply Dr Seuss’s take on the US presidential race. Given his taste for taking down bullies, tyrants and hypocrites, it seems unlikely that Theodor Geisel would have been a fan of the frontrunner for the Republican nomination, who, as might be expected, loomed large in your submissions. It was a tall order to ape Seuss’s imaginative, subversive genius but you produced a cracking entry. Commendations to Mae Scanlan, Frank Upton, Brian Allgar and Alan Millard. Those printed below take £25; Chris O’Carroll pockets £30.

Chris O’Carroll McTrumpeter trumpets, ‘I’m born to be Prez! I say the things no other candidate sez! I’m richer than God! I’m a TV star, too! And I’ve got a giant-sized Whang-Dangle-Doo!

‘I hate everyone who’s a bad shade of brown. I’m keeping them out and I’m keeping them       down. I built a casino and I’ll build a wall, And my Zingle-McSwingle’s the biggest of all!

‘Mussolini and Putin are OK by me, So hand me the reins of the Land of the Free.

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