In Competition No. 3314, you were invited to submit clerihews (two couplets, AABB, metrically clunky, humorous in tone) on well-known philosophers.
Eric Idle’s ‘Bruces’ Philosophers Song’ cast a long shadow over a large and jolly postbag. ‘Extraordinarily hard to avoid couplets from the Monty Python song!’ wrote A.H. Harker in a note accompanying his entry.Brian Murdoch was thinking along the same lines, as were R.M. Goddard and Nick MacKinnon: ‘We petty clerihewers can only peep about beneath the huge legs of Eric Idle…’ An honourable mention, nonetheless, to Matt Quinn, Donald Mack and Anthony Stadlen, and £8 each to the winners below.
Friedrich Nietzsche,
Emerging glumly from a monster movie double feature,
Said,
‘Godzilla is dead.’
Chris O’Carroll
Jean-Paul Sartre
Inspired Frank Sinatra.
That’s surely why La Nausée
Permeates ‘My Way’.
W.J. Webster
Proudhon
Proved a dude on
The ultra-left,
Claiming that property is theft.
Schopenhauer
Went sour
On Kant.
‘Optimism, Schmoptimism!’ he’d rant.
Basil Ransome-Davies
Bertrand Russell
fought a lifelong tussle
with the unexamined lives
of other mens’ wives.
Nick MacKinnon
Bishop George Berkeley
Saw through a glass derkeley:
‘Esse is percipi.
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