Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition winners: Alex Salmond woos Nicola Sturgeon (but she’s only got eyes for M. Macron)

The latest challenge called for love poems written by one contemporary politician to another. Virginia Price Evans, writing on behalf of Jeremy Corbyn, channelled Betjeman in a bid to woo the PM: ‘Theresa M May, Theresa M May, I sigh and I die for our special day…’. Frank Upton’s Jeremy Hunt clearly thought that a spot of Eliot might melt the heart of Baroness Primarolo: ‘In the room the women come and go/ Talking of “Dawn Primarolo”…’. And W.J. Webster imagined Nicola Sturgeon making eyes across the Channel at M. Macron:

The Auld Alliance, sealed long since, Served both our nations well: As two made one again, my prince, We’d give the English hell.

The winners, who were tricky to choose in a witty and accomplished entry, are rewarded with £25. Frank McDonald pockets £30.

Frank McDonald Wee gallus queen without a croon, Weel-versed in law and smartly shoon, More canny than this auld buffoon, A feisty fish, I oft-times look ye up and doon And sweetly wish.

Ah, you are blest compared wi me, A fighter fair for a’ tae see.

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