Lucy Vickery

Spectator competition: Poems for Princess Charlotte of Cambridge (plus: the poetry of cricket)

The poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy’s failure to pen a poem commemorating the birth of Princess Charlotte of Cambridge prompted us to invite you to do it instead. You stepped into the breach with gusto: sonnets, odes and haikus poured in. The entry was diverse, full of charm and a pleasure to judge. I was particularly moved and impressed by the poems submitted by a group of seven- to eight-year-olds, which put some of the adult entrants to shame. Honourable mentions also go to Coco Hills and Marc Woodward. Sylvia Fairley’s entry, a neat riff on Duffy’s ‘22 Reasons for the Bedroom Tax’, was a winner. W.J. Webster’s sonnet earns him the extra fiver. The rest take £25.

W.J. Webster A baby safely born is always joy: The labour overtaken by relief, The skirling cry, no matter girl or boy, A presence still not quite beyond belief. This is the stuff of life that we all share, Determining not what but that we are: But sense of it’s then dulled with daily wear, Perception’s doors being left at best ajar. So when the press of every day makes space To greet in celebration this new birth, We are acknowledging what’s taken place As regal symbol of our human worth. It is to that idea that we respond: The royal event proclaims a common bond.

D.A. Prince So, fourth in line — the Cambridge line indeed, tracing across the landscape something new and unusurpable, and history’s need to hold the female train secure and true.

Grant her a cot, a plot, a face, a space for hiding, holding, huddling, making sound those infant needs yet met with royal grace to set her infant feet on common ground.

Let her, unwombed, feel time fall like the sun of highest summer on her childhood smiles when what she thinks stays locked and not undone — an undreamed future, all adorned meanwhile

with innocence. The future holds enough, and more, in dead-weight — paparazzi, press, the roughest riding rough-shod o’er the rough; grant her these few days’ peace, this sheltered-ness.

Fiona Pitt-Kethley I think of Apple Charlotte, Charlotte’s Web: A wholesome name, more middle class than deb. These days the royals must be just like us We want them ordinary, with little fuss. No jewelled dresses like the Virgin Queen. That type of spending would just look obscene. No ermine-covered prams, vicuna shawls Or diamond rattles to pacify her bawls. No welcome with a special laureate’s sonnet, Just pictured in the tabloids in a bonnet.

Bill Greenwell The lullabies of sudden shutters: The hummed hymns of the paparazzi — Listen how each camera sputters, Whirrs for you, you little Gatsby:

How the crowd of nosey-pokers Cranes its necks to see your stillness — Tries to bring you into focus. One day you’ll think this an illness —

But rest a while, before the phrases Cynics bring you fill your thinking: Here you breathe, all time in stasis, Gently shifting, sensing, blinking —

Royally at ease, ignore us, All too happy when you’re keening; Never mind the constant chorus Filling you with perfect meaning.

Sylvia Fairley The duckling keeps everyone waiting, The hyenas are poised for a scoop, The sheep in a herd celebrating, The toads gather round in a group.

The stoats are providing the ermine, The lambkins are sharing their wool, The rats keep away, as they’re vermin, The cows seem to think it’s all bull.

The horses are looking unstable, The gannets are boosting their sales, The swans are prepared for the table, The corgis are chasing their tails.

The poet’s ‘on holiday’, yet it’s assumed The barrel of sherry will still be consumed.

G.M. Davis Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, Her parents’ and her nation’s pride, Sweet as the pleasing dulciana, Is innocence personified.

A baby is a lovesome thing, And monarchy a scheme divine. But royals grow up pondering The question of the next in line.

Fourth is the closest Charlotte gets To regal head of state, unless, As in Kind Hearts and Coronets, Some ‘accidents’ ensure success.

Well, shame on me, distasteful poet, Suggesting such a horrid plot, But if you go for it, you know it Must be hush hush, sweet Charlotte.

Your next challenge is to supply a poem incorporating a dozen cricketing terms. Please email entries of up to 16 lines to lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 10 June.

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