Brian Murdoch Got up this morning, bought me a bacon roll. You know I got up this morning, bought me a bacon roll. But it left me way down in the opinion poll.
I ain’t no Gordon, ain’t no Tony Blair, (bis) But the voters say I’m Goofy, Lord it just ain’t fair.
Never been to Eton, never wore no top hats, (bis) But the voters think I’m one of those posh London cats.
Went to the shadow cab’net, this is what I said, (bis) If you don’t want me with you, you’re stuck with the other Ed.
Went to see Mister Nigel, said would Ukip work with me? (bis) He said no way baby, but you can try the SNP.
Gotta keep on truckin’, all the time till May, (bis) ’cause my big brother, done gone to the US of A.
If I don’t win the election, I’m throwin’ in my hand.
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