Where is England’s smallest church? The question must have preoccupied nerdish retired vicars for centuries and is probably best answered then forgotten. Despite the title of this survey, John Kinross fails to give a clear answer. ‘Smaller’ churches would have been fine, but smallest raises expectations.
The apparent shortlist is Culbone (Somerset), Dale (Derbyshire), Wide- mouth Bay (Cornwall) and Lullington (Sussex), though readers may devastate me with alternatives. Culbone is a delicious place nestling above the Bristol Channel beneath Exmoor, accessible only on foot a mile through the forest. On a sunny day with birdsong in the trees and sea glinting through the leaves, it is as sublime as any spot in England. Dale Abbey is shorter but wider, an atmospheric preaching box with a Mad Hatter’s tea-party of skewed pews and furnishings. Smaller than both must be the Church of Our Lady, Widemouth Bay, at 258 sq ft. But this is pipped at the altar rail by Lullington at 256 sq ft.
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