Lucy Vickery

Sickly sweet

issue 25 August 2012

In Competition No. 2760 you were invited to submit an example of the kind of treacly inspirational poetry that adorns the office walls of a life coach and might be quoted by motivational speakers.

Banality and triteness are not as easy to churn out as you might think. ‘I found this extraordinarily difficult,’ confessed Gerard Benson. ‘I gained a new respect for Ella Wheeler Wilcox [‘Laugh, and the world laughs with you;/ Weep, and you weep alone’] and her like.’ Still, there were some magnificently nauseating offerings. D.A. Prince leads the field and is rewarded with the bonus fiver. Her fellow winners take £25 each. (But remember, unlucky losers, there is no such thing as failure, only early attempts at success.)

The time for making changes is TODAY.
Your fortune is the golden hours you spend
in helping others on life’s stony way.
Remember, every human needs a friend.


A smile will lighten up the darkest road
and heal the wounded hearts of those you meet.

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