Robert Gorelangton

Sellotape and string pants

With fuel prices rising and temperatures dropping, Robert Gore-Langton reveals his guide to surviving the winter on the cheap

issue 10 January 2009

More than ever in the UK, fuel bills now resemble school fees and so, despite the bitter cold, few of us can afford full-on 24-hour heating. But, driven by desperation, I’ve been researching the matter and have discovered several ways of surviving this miserable weather. Forget about replacement double glazing: it looks nasty and it doesn’t pay for itself until you are over 100. But if you don’t mind living in a house that shrieks ‘credit crunch’ to visitors, there are ways of keeping the cold out and the bills down.

First attend to your windows: attach cling film with double-sided tape (try your local DIY shop) to your window frames. Apply a hair dryer to get it taut as a drum. It lasts one winter. Of course, if you need to escape in the event of a fire you will be broiled alive by yards of burning plastic, but then life isn’t without risks.

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