Taki Taki

Scrooge got it right

Broadsides from the pirate captain of the Jet Set

issue 13 December 2003

New York

Boy, oh boy! The Christmas double-issues come quickly now. Once upon a time the run-up to the holidays was unending, with non-stop parties up to the final explosion on New Year’s Eve. No longer. Now Christmases come and go quicker than you can say tempus fugit, which in a way is better for Mankind’s fallen condition. Just last week I read that a mob of shoppers had trampled the first woman in line for a DVD sale and knocked her unconscious. The woman’s sister said that the crazed shoppers had ‘walked over her like a herd of elephants’. But, as one Washington pundit noted, ‘elephants do not behave that way to others of their species, even when they’re stampeding…’ Oh well, elephants, thank God, trample on DVDs, rather than on each other, which proves that human nature is regressing, and fast.

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