Simon Nixon

Say no to protectionism — and let’s get down to business with Claudia Schiffer

Say no to protectionism — and let’s get down to business with Claudia Schiffer

issue 24 June 2006

The World Cup is not really my bag, but already it’s done its bit to pep up my GWB (that’s ‘general wellbeing’, for those not yet fluent in Cameron-speak). Eleven giant posters have been plastered around Bank station featuring Claudia Schiffer draped in a German flag. They’re part of a campaign to encourage investment in Germany and feature saucy slogans such as ‘Want to get down to business?’ and ‘Come over to my place’.

Schiffer is an ideal ambassador for Germany. With her hairless armpits and winning smile, the supermodel is a world away from those moustachioed shot-putters who used to fly the flag for German womanhood. In fact, the campaign is such a good idea we should do something similar here. But who would represent Britain? Until recently, the job was Kate Moss’s for the taking. But reports of her drug-fuelled lifestyle rule her out. Elizabeth Hurley is probably too old, Keira Knightley too young and Margaret Beckett wouldn’t look good in a Union Jack.

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