With just three days to go until the awful Autumn Statement, Westminster is agog to find out just how truly terrible it’s going to be. Taxes? Up! Cuts? Aplenty! Growth? Flatlining! So, as we await with morbid fascination to see what the new season of Jeremy Hunt’s Fiscal Drag Race has in store for us, what better to drown your sorrows than the latest tin-eared stunt from CCHQ?
It seems that the wonder kids over at Tory high command have cooked up a deal with Virgin Wines to give long-suffering party members some liquid respite from their woes. In an email that went out on Friday, activists were invited to claim a free bottle of prosecco worth £12.99 plus ’12 delicious wines for JUST £59.88′. Talk about providing for the needy this Christmas.
Still, with talk of an exodus of Tory members to Reform since Liz Truss’s defenestration, perhaps local association chairs require a drink more than most.
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