Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life – 28 November 2019

You could have knocked me down with a block vote when I looked her up on the internet

issue 30 November 2019

She was a trade union activist, she told me. She wanted a second referendum. Well, they all do. I’m starting to think that none of them got out of bed on 23 June 2016.

The pink tinge to her hair alarmed me from the start. I have often said that there is a certain type of left-winger who doesn’t care for foil highlights who fears me up more than the rest.

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