Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Real life | 17 August 2017

I live in the country, not in a town, a suburb – or in Woking!

issue 19 August 2017

Easier by far to load up my horses and move them to the next village than try to fight the No Horse Riding signs here, I decided.

I had been sneaking Gracie out the side gate of the livery yard opposite where I live and along the high street to ride around the nearby woods. Nothing illegal about that. But the fact I found myself sneaking, which is difficult on a horse, so as to avoid angry local Liberal Democrat councillors who like to chase horses away, was ridiculous enough to make me face facts.

You cannot keep horses in a village run by sandal-wearing tofu-munchers with an anti-rural bias. I should have known what to expect when I first moved here and remarked to one of these strange, Surrey Lib Dems how excited I was to be in the countryside after years of living in London.

‘It’s not the countryside!’ she shrieked as if I had scalded her with hot water.

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