Lloyd Evans Lloyd Evans

PMQs sketch: This being Yuletide there were some turkey ticklers

Christmas is excellent news for a Labour opposition. The season of goodwill throws rich and poor into sharp relief. Red-faced aldermen gather at loaded tables to gobble up roast goose and plum-duff. And afterwards they throw sixpences at starving chimney-sweeps who scrabble for crusts of bread in the snow. At least that’s how it should be. But Labour is in trouble this year. A dearth of bad news has gripped the country. There’s a chronic shortage of shortages. And the lack of a serious crisis is reaching crisis proportions.

Ed Miliband is suffering. He looked positively nauseous as he stood up at PMQs and applauded the ‘welcome’ fall in joblessness.

‘More!’ shouted the Tories. Miliband’s lips curled queasily. Forcing out his words, he acknowledged that employment was beneficial to individuals and their families. Then he tried to kick the economy’s tyres. He said it was a part-time recovery for a full-time workforce.

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