Sometimes PMQs is about policy. Sometimes it’s about posturing. Today everyone was striking attitudes like mad.
Jeremy Corbyn over-stated the levels of suffering in the country. He painted a picture of workhouse Britain where ‘four million children’ live ‘in poverty’. He means ‘relative poverty’, an elastic term, which covers every child in the land, including those of David Cameron who are ‘poor’ relative to the children of Bill Gates.
God-squad veteran, Chris Bryant, argued that the state shouldn’t just improve our lives but our deaths as well. He took us back to a funeral he once conducted during an adolescent phase when he thought he was a vicar. ‘Everyone was in tears,’ he boasted. His policy is free burials for the poor. Terrific. Soon every citizen will get a state funeral.
And before we die we’ll be able to socialise, day and night.
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