Lloyd Evans Lloyd Evans

PMQs sketch: He lays roads. He decrees bridges. Is there anything George Osborne can’t do?

At last it happened. Benn led Labour. Hilary Benn, grandson of a hereditary peer, stood up at PMQs on behalf of the dispossessed. Gravitas was his chosen register. Radicalisation was his chosen theme. His policy: more cash for cops and teacher to discourage Muslims from joining the death-cult. Let’s hope it works.

The SNP’s Angus Robertson asked how Sir John Chilcot is proceeding with his slim volume of research into the Iraq war. Who knows? It’s said that Lord Lloyd Webber has already abandoned his ‘Chilcot the Musical’ project because investors couldn’t agree how many years each performance should last.

His spokesman, pressed this morning for a deadline, confirmed that the report will appear, ‘before the decade is out.’ ‘Any decade in particular?’ he was asked. No comment. ‘Might we see it by the time the Queen receives a telegram from the Queen in 2026?’ Again, no comment.

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