Paul Tudor Jones is the nicest man on Wall Street — so of course the feminists are after him

‘Sexist mores of super-rich hurt us all,’ sobs an American female columnist in the New York Times. I don’t usually follow this kind of drivel — the sexist stuff, I mean — but a familiar name caught my bloodshot eye, so I read further. Apparently the sexist mores of the super-rich were exposed by the hedge-fund billionaire Paul Tudor Jones, a man who once approached me in the GreenGo nightclub in Gstaad and said to me that I could do worse than invest with him. Paul was polite, a southern gentleman, and was as different from the average fund manager soliciting funds than I am from, say, Anthony Weiner. (He is the pervert who, as a congressman from New York, sent pictures of his private parts to hundreds of women, got caught, denied they were his, eventually admitted that they were, resigned from Congress, and is now running for mayor of New York and is leading the field.