Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

On the buses

Jeremy Clarke on the youth of today

issue 15 December 2007

There was a bus shelter, but it had no sides and the icy wind was blowing the rain horizontally at us. We huddled together, all eyes on the bus-driver. A bus-driver with an ounce of compassion would have opened the doors and let us on to get warm. This one sat and insolently contemplated us from the warm, dry fastness of his driver’s seat. Yes, it was another general-public-loathing bus-driver, for whom keeping his contempt within certain well-defined bounds was probably the hardest part of his job. Company rules prohibited his telling us exactly what he thought of us. Accelerating past bus stops giving waiting passengers the raised finger was also out of the question, unfortunately. But opportunities for small, ambiguous humiliations of the travelling public do arise from time to time, and he’d grasped this one with both hands by keeping the doors firmly closed until 30 seconds before we were due to depart.

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