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Via Swampland, comes news of this exciting contest to design a new t-shirt for Hillary Clinton’s campaign. Personally, I’d say it’s tough to beat the impact of a slogan such as “She was for universal health care before universal health care was cool” but then again, what the hell do I know? Then again, I do know that I wouldn’t have let this shirt be a finalist:

What’s the problem? Well, as any fule kno, if you’re “counted out” you can’t then “refuse” to be “knocked out” for the simple reason that the referee has stopped the fight and, er, you’ve lost. By knock-out. Then again, perhaps failing to beat the count doesn’t actually constitute a defeat in Hillaryland…