The stripy blazer doesn’t match the pants
belonging to his suit, the Hush Puppies
worn for comfort, the rain mac — once his aunt’s —
tied by a length of string. Chelsea yuppies
mistake him for a shuffling derelict
on the Embankment, where he hums and sings
Cole Porter and recites some lines he’s picked
from ‘Ode to Joy’ and Idylls of the King.
He’s not a child-molester nor a wife-
abuser but a Nobel Laureate
in astrophysics, Chancellor for Life
of Oxford and a Patron of the Tate.
His mistresses have had six kids in toto.
Rush Not to Judgment is his family motto.
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