Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Odd dogs and Englishmen

A social leper tells you of his miserable existence

issue 21 February 2004

In my experience a long coat on a man is often a sign of mental instability. Frankie’s brown woollen overcoat was so long he kept stepping on the hem and treading it into the mud. Jim did the introductions. Frankie took no notice of my name, calling me ‘laddie’ instead.

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