Monday
Dear me! How are we supposed to have a grown up argument about immigration when silly Lithuanian ambassadors can’t see the funny side of a little joke about one-legged dance troupes?
If you ask me, people with names that look like the last line of the optician’s testing chart shouldn’t be allowed to start rows. It creates an awful lot of press releases which the spellcheck on the word processor can’t handle.
Jed says we’ll only stop it by sending Mr Hague to Vilnius to eat humble Cepelinai, whatever that means. Thank goodness am getting out of office to help Dave do Sky News . . .
Later: What is going on? We were only at Sky five minutes when we managed to get into another row.
Big strategy meeting to decide how we feel about Ms Etchingham accusing us of wanting to ‘exterminate’ immigrants.
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