No technicolour language, please

Thought for the weekend: what if the racist Tourette syndrome rampaging through the nation’s reality shows hits Lewis, Keith or Lee tomorrow night as they battle it out to decide who will play Joseph? Let us hope that the unbelievably camp trio do not follow the lead of the expelled Big Brother housemate, Emily, and use the N-word or any other banned term. This really should be Joseph and the Amazing Multi-Cultural Dreamcoat.