Nigel Farage: Bigger Than Jesus

Ukip’s commonwealth spokesperson Winston McKenzie – he of Carnival of Colour fame – is never far from controversy. It was only a matter of time before a devout Ukipper compared their hero Nigel Farage to a deity and we should have all guessed it would be Winston:

‘Jesus was one man. We are his army. Nigel Farage is one man and we are his army and that’s what it’s all about’

Happy Faragemas, everybody.