James Delingpole James Delingpole

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A few months ago my wife said something to me so awful and shocking I contemplated divorce.

issue 07 November 2009

A few months ago my wife said something to me so awful and shocking I contemplated divorce. ‘I don’t want to watch any more war programmes with you,’ she said. ‘It’s like watching paint dry.’

Imagine, then, my secret joy when, right near the end of Into the Storm (BBC2, Monday), I detected beside me on the sofa the hint of a promising snuffle. It was VE Day. The King was on the balcony of Buckingham Palace, beckoning Winston Churchill to come and join him. As soon as he did, the crowd erupted with joy and gratitude. I glanced sideways just in time to catch the wife sneakily wiping a tear from her eye. ‘Yes!’ I inwardly exclaimed. ‘Victory.’

Mind you, anyone who doesn’t find the story of Winston Churchill the most moving and exciting in the history of mankind seriously needs their head examining.

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