Toby Young

My comically awful Airbnb break

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issue 07 January 2023

Caroline likes to rent somewhere on Airbnb between Christmas and new year to break up the winter holiday. No, not in Courchevel or Barbados, I’m afraid, but something a bit more affordable. Last year, we spent three days in Margate, which worked out quite well, save for the eggy smell on the seafront. This year, she decided to rent a house in Cardiff. It was not a success.

On arrival at the Airbnb, the first thing we noticed was how
cold it was

The reason for choosing that particular city is that QPR were playing Cardiff at 5.15 p.m. on Boxing Day. The plan was to embark on the drive after lunch, drop the bags off, then head to the stadium. We’d stay in Cardiff until 29 December, at which point we’d drive back to London in time for our home game against Luton. I can imagine many wives baulking at organising family holidays around QPR’s fixture list, and if I was the only Rangers fan in the household it definitely wouldn’t happen.

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