Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

My B&B’s first celebrity guest

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issue 28 September 2024

The TV talent show star was due to arrive at 5 p.m., and would be checking into our house long before we were ready to open it as a B&B.

I said yes to the lady in the village who organises events, and she told me to expect this singer who is very popular in Ireland, and his band, who would be performing at the local folk festival.

Kids, babies, female friends holding babies. I leaned to my friend: ‘They can’t all be staying at mine, can they?’

I spent weeks trying to make our partially renovated Georgian house look acceptable, and then the builder boyfriend had to go to England and I was left in West Cork making up beds and trying to hide cracks in walls.

We only have one guest bedroom with an en suite bathroom – the plumber has still not finished the others – but the organiser said it would be fine.

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