Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

My battle with an ant

The scanner had been humming for about ten minutes when I felt the first itch on my right cheek

[BIOSPHOTO / Alamy Stock Photo] 
issue 08 October 2022

At eight o’clock in the morning a nurse injected me with a radioactive marker and told me to go away and amuse myself for three hours. The metal chairs in the waiting room were uncomfortable and there was nothing to rest my head against. So I wandered outside the 19-storey hospital to look for somewhere to lie down. Every outside space was taken up with parked cars, thousands of them everywhere you looked, some of them jammed in opportunistically at fantastic angles.

Eventually I found a patch of rough grass between two car parks. The grass was strewn with stones, rubble and litter but I lay down gratefully, resting my head on my folded hoodie. A prim pair of collared doves patrolled for food scraps discarded by those hospital workers who preferred to sit in their cars to smoke and eat their lunchtime roll. The sun bounced between scudding clouds.

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