For the Cheltenham Festival I received the customary tipster circular from my pal Soapy Joe. Soapy’s most convincing credential as a horse-racing tipster is that he is banned from every high street bookmaker in the land because he takes too much money off the poor souls. I slept with him once. I woke up in an upstairs bedroom of a Gloucestershire stately home on the second morning of our week-long Cheltenham Festival house party, pieced together where I was, and why, and saw, sitting up in the next bed, Soapy in his stripy pyjamas listening to the commentary of a horse race in Dubai or somewhere on a pocket radio. ‘Good morning, Soapy,’ I said. ‘How did you get on yesterday by the way?’ He squinted up at the ceiling to make a quick calculation and said that he had finished the day roughly £67,000 to the good. Among Soapy’s emailed tips for Gold Cup day was a horse running in Albert Bartlett Novices’ Hurdle called Black Hercules.
Jeremy Clarke
My afternoon in a Gallic version of Betfred
Where I managed to parier (bet) 50 euros gagnant (to win) on Hercules Noir
issue 21 March 2015
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