‘What does SIM mean?’ asked my husband, looking up like a sulky sunset from a mobile-phone instruction booklet.
Well, I knew what it was, but not what the acronym stood for. This independence of word and significand allows the tiresome multiplication of new labels for new technological gadgets, but it also teaches old words to learn new tricks. The Queen Mary 2 still sails saillessly.
And though I hate train station instead of railway station, at least the train part was used in the 15th century for the trailing part of a dress (as now), and in a bundle of connected senses of things pulled, extending to the retinue of a magnate. The oldest sense (from the 14th century, now obsolete) means ‘delay’ — a familiar concomitant of the mechanised transport.
As for station, it was happily used in the 15th century for things in which we have lost interest — the apparent standing still of a planet at its apogee or perigee, for example.

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