The Washington Post’s Lisa de Moraes has the right attitude to today’s media-overload as at least 16 networks compete to see who can provide the most gruesome coverage of the Michael Jackson memorial today. Odds are that ABC will be the winners, if only because they have Martin Bashir on their books…
We’re guessing Jackson fans probably won’t be watching ABC’s coverage, Bashir being the guy who profited most by taking down Michael Jackson. In case you just came out from under a flat rock, Bashir’s the guy who did that 2003 documentary, bought by ABC, that led to Jackson getting slapped with those child-abuse charges and Bashir getting offered a job at ABC News. In Jackson-fanatic circles, Bashir is That Backstabber Who Has Michael Jackson’s Blood on His Hands.
On the other hand, they’ll be passing up a surefire Watch Bashir Make Michael Jackson’s Memorial All About Martin Bashir Drinking Game, given the number of times Bashir is sure to turn the discussion to himself.

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