Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Maybe the village will be sad to see us go after all

After years of fighting honourable causes and annoying everyone it seems they had a sneaking respect for us all along

Robert Englund and the Freddy Krueger hat. [Denise Truscello/WireImage/Getty]

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