Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Maybe I should become a Slovakian health tourist

After all, I'm not going to get the HRT I need here

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issue 13 September 2014

‘Let me get this straight,’ I said, looking my Slovakian friend in the eye. ‘You are going to go back to your own country because the healthcare here is no good?’

‘Yes,’ she said. ‘Is no good. Is terrible. I leave job and go home and sign on. I get treatment in Slovakia.’ I shook my head like a wet dog as if this might rouse me from a rum sort of surrealist nightmare. But it wasn’t a dream. It was true. My Slovakian friend, who seems sane enough, has decided to leave Britain in search of a better life in Bratislava.

I don’t know her that well, it is true. She’s a friend’s lodger. We have become acquainted over the months she has been living in his house in Surrey and she seems nice enough.

She came to this country some years ago in search of employment — although I’m not sure why because her country is now one of the fastest growing economies in the EU.

But whatever her reasons, she came here, found a job and has been working at a car dealership.

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