Jeremy Clarke Jeremy Clarke

Maiden voyage

We were going to start by robbing the robbers

issue 16 September 2006

The emblazoned ship was just in. Foot passengers had yet to appear in the terminal’s arrivals shed, which was silent and deserted except for this wonderfully fat, moon-faced man taking up all the room on the only bench provided for meeters and greeters. He was perched at the exact centre, his legs as wide apart as they’d go.

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