Norm alerts me to the concept of the googlenope (similar to the googlewhack, just less common).
So I’m delighted that (until now I suppose), the phrase “Happiness in Galashiels” has been beyond google’s reach. This will come as no surprise to residents of Selkirk, Hawick, Melrose, Kelso, Jedburgh… etc ad infinitum.

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