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Joe Lycett’s donkey joke isn’t a matter for the police

Joe Lycett (Credit: Getty images)

There’s a word for countries in which you might get collared by the police because someone took offence to your jokes. And it isn’t a nice one. It’s the sort of thing you read about going on in Erdogan’s Turkey or Putin’s Russia. But it is also the sort of thing that now happens in allegedly liberal Britain. As Joe Lycett has found out.

The stand-up comic and former Great British Sewing Bee host says he was contacted by the cops over a joke in his new show, referring to a donkey’s genitalia. ‘Someone came to my tour show a few weeks back and was offended by one of the jokes. And their perfectly understandable response to this was… to call the police’, he posted on Instagram yesterday.

It seems like the officers knew this was all ridiculous, but had to go through the motions: 

It is hardly out of character for the cops, who seem to have taken the phrase PC police far too literally in recent years

‘To be fair to them, the fuzz were very nice about it all but felt they had a duty to investigate.

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