All my life I’ve wanted to take a narrow boat holiday down one of Britain’s canals but have never got round to it. There’s always been something easier and more pressing, perhaps even a touch more glamorous than a week spent floating around Britain – a trip to Andalusia, a city break, a train-ride round Siberia – but this year, in my mid-fifties, I’m finally making it happen. With my cousin and both our young daughters as crew members, I’ve shelled out on the rental of a four-berth narrow boat – painted a resplendent red and racing green, a bit like a Hornby train. In late July we set sail, or rather diesel engine, for four days on the Shropshire Union Canal – just a slice of the 2,000 navigable miles of canals that spread over the country, from Devon up to the Scottish Highlands.
When mapping out a trip, it’s pointless to set destinations you couldn’t walk
Partly it’s the look of narrow boats that has roped me in – long, gliding, elegantly painted, and with a plume of smoke often emerging from a chimney.

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