Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Insurance is like a toxic love affair

Companies woo you, then comes the punch-in-the-face renewal quote

The letter from the horse insurance company bore a picture of a bowler-hatted Mr Benn, their logo, and was addressed to me and my horse. ‘Dear Melissa and Darcy…’ [Alan Fraser/Alamy Stock Photo]

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