Jane Austen is a ‘contingency character’, we have just learnt. In his last appearance as Governor of the Bank of England before the Treasury Select Committee of the House of Commons, Sir Mervyn King explained that the great novelist rather slightingly so described stands in reserve to feature on any of our bank notes if too many people succeed in counterfeiting the current occupants. She is also in the running for the ten-pound note when Charles Darwin relinquishes it.
This is a hot issue, because the notes do not feature enough women, we are told — despite the fact that since 1952, 100 per cent of them have featured a woman (the Queen). In subsequent debate about which women should feature, it has been comically predictable that all the eager suggestions ignored the great She-Elephant in the room. Someone on the Today programme put forward Margaret Bondfield, the first woman Cabinet minister.
I can think of another woman politician who may have been more important than that. Actually, the whole thing is unnecessary. Until the 1960s, Britain was unusual, possibly unique, in the world in featuring no non-mythological human being apart from the sovereign. It should revert to this elegant austerity before Mark Carney starts putting Canadians on the notes.
This is an extract from Charles Moore’s Spectator’s Notes in this week’s magazine.Click here to subscribe.
Rod Liddle nominates Anjem Choudary for the banknotes here.
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