James Delingpole James Delingpole

If only I’d known when I was younger that my background was my greatest strength

One of the things I’ve belatedly realised now I’ve acquired the wisdom of age is that I’ve always been anti-establishment.

issue 23 April 2011

One of the things I’ve belatedly realised now I’ve acquired the wisdom of age is that I’ve always been anti-establishment.

One of the things I’ve belatedly realised now I’ve acquired the wisdom of age is that I’ve always been anti-establishment. If only I’d known this at school I would have had far more fun than I did because I wouldn’t have wasted any of my time trying to smarm and behave my way into pointless jobs like ‘library prefect’, ‘group leader’ and ‘head of house’. I could have got drunk and smoked fags and got to at least third base with the naughty girls, like all the cool kids did, instead.

My problem was — and still is to some extent — that I am way, way too trusting and naive. I had it in my head that so long as you kept your nose clean, put in the hours and worked your way diligently up the ladder, eventually you’d become part of the establishment; and also — the most risible part — that this establishment was good and made the world a better place.

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