Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

I stink at virtue signalling

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issue 19 March 2022

The lodger looked at me blankly and pronounced wearily, as though intoning something he was tired of parroting, that I was putting vulnerable people at risk by not having the vaccine. I stifled a yawn. Can anyone really still think this?

A half-hearted argument of sorts ensued while I was washing up and he was heating his microwave dinner in which neither of us could really be bothered. I tried to politely point out that it was a good job an irresponsible person like me was so foolhardy and fearless about Covid or he would not have found a room in the middle of lockdown, especially since he works at a hospital.

And he put a stop to the discussion by saying: ‘Well, I’m trying to get my head around Ukraine now.’

A friend of mine who has a branch of his business in St Petersburg remarked grimly to me the other day: ‘Putin is going to be awarded the Nobel prize for ending Covid.’

Anything less than flying a blue and yellow flag in your front window has been ruled inadequate

We’ve been in a pile-up of world events since leaving the EU, is how it feels.

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