Melissa Kite Melissa Kite

Humane but useless

Melissa Kite's Real Life

issue 12 June 2010

The following conversation with Lambeth council pest-control unit took place a few days before a fox attacked two babies. I had rung them to ask for advice about how to control the hordes of foxes roaming my street like hoodies. As I reported last week, the initial signs of a sensible response were not encouraging. Then an animal warden got in touch. Let’s call her Kelly, for she had a cheerful, suburban name a bit like that.

‘We don’t remove foxes,’ said Kelly, ‘but we give advice about how to deter them. If you’ve a family of foxes living in your garden, I can send you some information.’

‘Wait a minute,’ I said. ‘Do you mean to tell me some poor sods have whole families of foxes living in their gardens? Because I’m just complaining about them sitting on my doorstep.’

‘Oh, yes,’ said Kelly. ‘Some people have them living in their garden sheds.’

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