The Spectator

How violent are prisons?

issue 11 May 2024

Name calling

Springwatch presenter Gillian Burke says she finds it ‘jarring’ to call animals by their English names, preferring Swahili. Some popular Swahili translations:

– Elephant: tembo/ndovu

– Giraffe: twiga

– Lion: simba

– Hyena: fisi

– Hippopotamus: hippopotamus

– I’m fed up of paying for a TV licence: Nimechoka kulipa leseni ya TV

Full Marx

A Labour politician named Karl Peter Marx Wardlow was elected as a councillor in Stockport. The fondness for left-wing parents to name their children after their political heroes is most obvious in Keir Starmer – his first name is also shared with Keir Mather, who won the Selby and Ainsty by-election for Labour last year. What were the most popular names of left-wing heroes used for boys’ names last year? Number of boys registered with the name:

Anthony 269

Tony 33

Aneurin 23

Karl 23

Clement 17

Harold 13

Gordon 10

Keir 6

Ramsay 4

Source: ukbabynames.com

Hard cell

How violent are prisons? Here are some annual figures for the past couple of years:

2022/23

No. of assaults on staff per 1,000 prisoners 92 

Prisoner-on-prisoner assaults per 1,000 185

Acts of self-harm per 1,000 733

Self-inflicted deaths (total) 85

Barricades 1,372

Escapes 8

2021/22

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